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So who wants to join?

You have to wear the right clothes

You have to curse and swear

You have to smoke a pipe

You have to shout

You also have to like hanging out of windows

You ofcause have to hang your underwear on the line outside in full view

Here is me in my hay day

*all right lets begin!*

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I wanna join-if it gets me out of heated debates!!

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Can roses show cleavage in a fish wifeys outfit? :lol:

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I wanna join-if it gets me out of heated debates!!

In that case I am staying well clear of it :P .

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pig oink!! :lol:

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*cough cough*

the price of fish is £3 to you my ladd!

now ruth! shout a bit louder, roses can't hear you!

And yes we could maybe unbutton a few of our buttons, mind you! keep em tucked under ya armpits ya hear!

Oh and don't get any funny ideas laddie i maybe showing my pettycoat, but keep those hands in ya pocket ya scallywag!

"fishwify ahoy!"

"now to hang some knickers on the line, yes they are big arnt they?"

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This is ruth and roses! Now tuck em under girls!!!

"ruth you watch what your doing with that pitch fork ya hear?"

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are we awake? up and adam!

i see that we was on way to market, but you all got distracted!!!! where is my knickers i left on line last night???? meme? hmm the blaggards took them!

Some one is going to get a finger wagging!

here is me angry!

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Thanks rose, i wonder who took them hmm? oh by the way miss cleavage? where the hell is your knickers?

oh dani boy, yes your are very much welcome to join.

"making a picture in my head!"

"yes! i think i could picture you in the nessasary knickers, don't you agree rose?"

Oh here is your knickers rose! i told ruth to watch what she did with that blasted pitchfork!

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yay thanks BB...im now a member :)

OMG those knickers are like my mums curtains...floral...ewwwwwwwww

i'll take you down to la senza and buy you some new ones Roses :P

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i thought they was kind of pretty in a sort of kinda way lol

right lets find you your knickers! and remember the rules of the club!

or it is a fish slapping for you! or the wag of a finger, hmm

take ya pic which one you like?

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I am a regular customer at La Senza, oh yes I am.....red silk and black lace is my favourite and hubbies too.

Thanks for the Granny pants barebones I'll use them for cleaning out the car!!!! LMAO!!!!

But seriously a minute this fishwife business is a big commitment Dani are you sure you are ready to throw away those pesky g-strings and opt for a more traditional under-garment? It gets cold out on them there hills selling all those fish. It's not place for fashion...... :lol:

And don't forget to knit that shawl, yo ucan't go anywhere without a decent shawl these days......

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BB i'll take the frilly ones :)

lol roses!i can take on that commitment...good choice of underwear with la senza's...love it in there!

g-strings r burned as we speak!

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Alright B. I'm here. I'm in the fishwife club. tut tut.

Sorry took so long to post a response, i've been busy mending my fishwifey uniform. Without large breast-age i needed to alter the top to fit me... add some padding, y'know ;)

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yes blue you can join, you don't have to smoke it, just have one. So what size or preference in knickers do you wish to have?

Dani, ok on the frillies, but you sure they fit? and no they are not to go on your head!

rose, yes respect the pants! that could be our moto? err yeah shawl aswell, i wouldn't know what todo with out mine!

CK! what time do you call this??? get on parade and be inspected of your uniform! make sure you ironed those bloomers!

Right fishy club, we seem to be missing two things?

where is the cursing? and gossip?

Also mind you have to be up sharpesh in the morn, the fish is a waiting!

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