mousie Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 years ago i guy i worked with in the arts said he knew a great poem i asked him to recite it so he did. this is it... mental mental chicken and lentil ok its not much of a poem but after such a build up to this 'art' i physically collapsed laughing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonbeam beth Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 Thank you Mousie, very giggle inducing.... I should look for some of the daft poems, to try and send a giggle back...I will see... well wishes moonbeam beth x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILostHer Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 I just read that poem to my son (Hope that was ok) because he asked what I was smiling at. He said "What's a lentil?" :/ hah. I can picture him telling you the poem and you laughing Really smiling. Moonbeam Beth, I think that would be a good idea for a thread...we all make up really short smile inducing poems. x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonbeam beth Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 Not sure if this is appropriate...but it gave the neighbor's son such joy..found it in the box..thanks mousie xxx I am a DOG And you are a FLOWER I lift my LEG UP And give you a SHOWER Moonbean beth is ...Very happy not to be a flower right now..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threemoons Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 Moonbeam Beth, your poem is epic! Thanks Mousie for sharing yours, I'm smiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonbeam beth Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 Hey Mousie and threemoons, this has really cheered up, my moon and beam..we happy getting silly with this... By little moon age 5; always sung as loud as she can get away with.... Santa Claus so chubby and jolly.. stopped at work to suck a lolly... forgot himself, sat on an elf... now at work, they call him wally! tee-hee x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mousie Posted March 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 muddy funsters the lot of us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellar Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 Hi, I think mousie posting requires a Mousie poem, Cupboard Trouble ------------------------ There is a cupboard in our kitchen Not really that special Once was storage for crisps and our veg Where,when tiptoeing quietly Then opening quickly May view a creature that sets some on edge It depends on your stomach If of a squeamish demeanor Or simply,extremely houseproud When in horror,arms flayling Usain Bolt out of slippers Maybe crying or screaming out loud Telltale signs,Brown rice pellets A trail of waste product Of amount which causes dismay We have tried asking nicely Even starved of all rations Yet this house pest just won't go away It's a serious dilemma Now been Months in the making With no positive inroads at all The trouble is quite simply We don't have the heart To contemplate"Little Mickey's"downfall Yes!,it's so bad,we have named him And bless his sweet whiskers He's so quiet,only comes out at night The most silent of Hoovers Maybe just catching glimpses Of this squeaker as we turn on the light The Council were not helpful As they handed out poison The administration of which we must do How to feed this small furball Tasty lethal enticements We simply don't have a clue Suffice to say,so we're told Where there is One,there are many A small family may have now taken root Wth nibbles and gnawing Other cupboards now invaded Missing chunks from our veg and our fruit So the poison still sits there "Little Mickey" still ***** there Are we dirty or just downright daft? When seeking advice About our plight with these rodents Some have grimaced and others just laughed Stellar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonbeam beth Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 Hello Stellar, wow, lovely 'mousie' poem... This is what happened after I read through it... There once was a lady called stellar that had a mouse run around in the cellar too kind to harm the mouse and its charm mouse populated the place like hella.... This post gave sooo much joy today . (finally I have learnt to use the emoticons...) Well wishes, moonbeam beth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellar Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 Hi moonbeam beth, I shall reply with this limerick There was a young man from Runcorn Who went out to purchase some porn Whilst driving and reading The police pulled him for speeding Plus continually blowing his horn Take care Stellar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonbeam beth Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 , yes, fun... Thank you, well wish, moonbeam beth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamie.is.jammy Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 a cat sat on da mat in a hat but i want my hat so a cat fell from da hat an onta da mat... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pepsimeg Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Lol at you guys Xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamie.is.jammy Posted April 30, 2014 Report Share Posted April 30, 2014 my friends cat is fat... an always sits on my hat... i pur and coo... but he don't move... so i push him off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellar Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Little sad(a 5 minute ditty) ------------------------------ Little sad person,sits all on his own Life gone before began Beyond all helps construction Little sad person,sits all alone Slit wrists,from which blood runs Which offered no obstruction Little sad person,sits all alone Praying not to be The him that maybe she Little sad person,sits all alone Open to all vice Knows,what is wrong is nice Stellar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamie.is.jammy Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 That is sum real heavy poem, I jus use dis post for da fun stuff... I thought it woz daft poems... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonbeam beth Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 hey JJ it is daft poems... No worries, what is serious to one is daft to another... wait there JJ, I will think of something.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonbeam beth Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 JJ and aj the cat Always fight over the hat AJ often wins And JJ gets well mean And takes away AJs place on the matt Must see to believe That he pulls the hat from JJs sleeve And took pleasure to Purposely pee Sorry JJ, but I had to try to capture this in a silly rhyme…as it really is daft, don't you think... Funniest thing I have seen, all week… this could make me a ‘cat person’lol, yes, it could… No worries JJ, stay happy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamie.is.jammy Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 Lol much LMAO yea dat cat man...he got problems for real doh... Yea - fight wiv da cat He always sit on my hat I take up his space on da matt He take dis to far An we can't sharda same room No more... Lol on my hat doh bb to far doh too far... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonbeam beth Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 was you trying to make the rhyme...reads like you was... I am going to bed soon JJ, don't stay up all night... Well wishes from me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_W_Power Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Hello, I thought I might add to this. I'm a published poet with a history of incredibly bleak experimental villanelles, sestinas, sonnets and terza rima. I do have a copy of the stupidest piece of inane doggerel I ever wrote though. I hope I can include it. I might have been drinking at the time. Zen The sound of opening one beer Is as serene to me as one hand clapping Full of mysteries overlapping Full of hope and piss and cheer That one can's empty calling The sound of one tree falling When no-one is around (Not very profound) Actually, I'll put one more in. I'm actually quite fond of Elizabethan theatre, but I was at a literary event and the person on after me was doing a serious monologue on the topic, but managed to snub me backstage, and I wanted to infuriate her and the audience in a fit of bitter pique so ditched my set and wrote this stupid thing instead. Shakespeare The Silly Bugger Shakespeare ate my hamster It's left me feeling blue But it puts a whole new angle on The Taming of The Shrew Shakespeare could be a morbid bloke Pre-occupied with death A fine example of this is Without a doubt Mac....uh.... 'The Scottish Play' Shakespeare touched my bottom It got him quite excited I know that fairies like their ass But still I'm not delighted 'Thou lump of foul deformity!' 'Brevity is the soul of wit' 'Away, you mouldy rogue, away!' (Shakespeare was full of shit) Forget 'to be or not to be' He really was a rotter My only consolation is It's better than Harry Potter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mousie Posted August 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 my parents would have loved this as much as i do maybe they are laughing? as i'm not able to identify the sound of ash laughing thank you Ben and... i saw a poster of daniel radcliffe in a new film of course... someone drew the glasses on i don't think that's ever gonna change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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