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U r awesome in your similar humour! What was the sketch with the monkey and noah?

i think its when noah was building the ark when he realised he was punching a baboon.."stop punching me"lol

love eddie izzard...

old lady why the hairnet

oh the hair theives come in the night steal your hair they do

sell it into slavery

azabajan

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people squeezing fruit to test the ripeness: i have no frame of reference so all im really doing is squeezing fruit

Pavlov's ill fated cat experiments:

Day One: Rang bell, cat fucked off. (Oh dear)

Day Two: Rang bell, cat went and answered door.

Day Three: Rang bell, cat said he had eaten earlier. (cheeky bugger)

Day Four: Went to ring bell, but cat had stolen batteries.

Final Day, Day Five: Went and rang bell with new batteries, but cat put his paw on bell so it only made a thunk noise. Then cat rang his own bell.

I ate food.

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we could go on all day with these ah what the hell one more....ermmm

what are you doing Mr bond?

I can breathe for 4 minutes with this and you cant!

i think i can!

oh can you oh bob..

come and sit next to me in the passenger seat!

oh shit im not in the aston martin!!!!!!!

i can do any accent you can think of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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techno fear: "I've wiped the file? .... I've wiped all the files? .... I've wiped the INTERNET? I don't even have a modem!"

Robin Hood: "Give us cash! I steal from the rich and give to the poor! I’m trying to be a myth; give us cash!”

“No, I’m not gonna give you cash.”

“Go on, I steal from the rich. Are you rich?”

“No, I’m… comfortable.”

“That’s no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That’s not gonna swing, is it?”

god i could go on forever lmao i am watching these now :lol:

awesome. everyone should watch him

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