em Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 ummmmm - no thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drew Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 oh u going to be a smelly fishwify lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 I think she is.... But I have a secret. I am forming a rock and roll band with Rael so I am gonna be the Hannah Montana of the fishwify world. Fishwify by day, superstar by night..... please don't tell Bones she already slapped me with a wet fish today! Quick *throws shawl over diamante off the shoulder top*, back to market. Cackle, cough..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drew Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 lol roses u made me laugh well fish wifies i have to go work got 1hr pova thing before i start as well when i shoulkd be in london watching placebo with my free ticket but no i work see yeah later wifies i bring some air freshner with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruth24 Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Join us em, join us... You know you want to be a fishwify, just to shy to admit it lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 I hope work goes OK Drew. xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelley Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 You lot are mad!! I must smell bad, tobbaco and fish.....nice ah ? lol My throat is sore from all that shouting and shreiking at the fish market today. Im going home now to gut some fish for supper and slap my husband with said fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
em Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Join us em, join us... You know you want to be a fishwify, just to shy to admit it lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx You know i would really love to join your club NOT!!!! but it wouldnt be very professional and could be seen as taking side so unfortunately i will have to decline your invitation and run as far and as fast as i can from you bunch of lunatics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruth24 Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 :lol: I'm off to sell me fish now em. Got to get to market before roses sells all hers first xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barebones Posted July 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 eh up! what is this moonlighting i hear? och ok, i have to own up my other side line is, stand up comedian on the dark side(very dark, so dark you can't see it coming mawahaha!) barebones is my name but pathology is my game, hmm did that rhyme? or was it deep? och what ever. eh roses, i think my daughter would be your compition lol oh lol em yeah you better run my dear, the lunatics is catching up with ya, oh and i smell somthing, hmm fear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hummm_mabbe Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Hello everyone I have prolly totally missed the joke, but I shall risk public shame anyway and request to become a fish-husbandey. Thank you **puts on knotted hankie-hat and milk bottle-bottom specs** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Well then, one fish hubbie for all of us fishwifys, you are a lucky man Rossie-bunny. Btw love the troosers.... Em is just in denial, she is itching to get to market. Perhaps we should all kidnap her... cackle, cough..... Ruthie, hope you had a good day at market lass! Bones, you play the comedy club in that foreign 'London Town'. I'll be in the front row ready to throw me old fish 'eads at ya if you don't make me cackle... hee hee hee..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hummm_mabbe Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Cool Now that I am an official fish husband, I ask you all to put your shoes back on. I know you've been walking all day carrying buckets of bream, but the place smells like the inside of a haddock cannery. Yes it is your feet. Don't try to blame the contents of the buckets. Gumby Mabbe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barebones Posted July 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 LMFAO welcome hubby! yeah i dig the troosers. hmm rose, do you think maybe he be interested in testing some stuff for us? tootle loo for now fishhubby and wify, be back in a jif or when finnish dinner lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Hell yeah Bones - I'll try anything once. Don't say that when you're in the Russain Circus though.... Oh no, fishubbie has kicked me out thar house cos me feet smell so bad!!! Guess it's off to the village pump to try and get me smelling of 'roses' again... Grumble, cackle, cough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barebones Posted July 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 hmm where is fishubbie gone? thats right, go off fishing again, not like you done it all day lol i know what ya up to when fishing, i know there is nice sparkling, goodlooking fish out there, don't think i don't know. *cries* i want to be sparkling and that fish we all love! *sniff, cough cough,snorts, sniff* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharcoalKiss Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 I wonder if the act of being a fishwify... i.e Fishwifery, would be pronounced in the same was as midwifery, with emphasis on the "f" rather than the "i"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barebones Posted July 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 hmm you caught me on that one CK got any more thoughts, please please keep them coming. (snigger) lmao sry CK jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rael Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 to be a placebowhore you need to be a fag hag whore or just a slacker bitch u can battle for the sun and if u r a nancy boy you have vip excess or be borderline or pyscho sorry have been out all day battling for the sun, i was getting somewhere then it set and the darkness came over me again. it appears that i have fulfilled the criteria for most of my life, i was born for this and feel honored. slacker bitch and psycho are my particular specialties and am working hardest on my nancy boy status (beginning to feel like a beauty pageant speech - um maybe not) and just in case you were gonna need a hand preparing the food, i cant cook, i can however stand with a bottle of anything and a pack of fags and simply stare at the food cooking. i can tell you if it needs something i just wont do anything about it xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hummm_mabbe Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 hmm where is fishubbie gone? thats right, go off fishing again, not like you done it all day lol i know what ya up to when fishing, i know there is nice sparkling, goodlooking fish out there, don't think i don't know. *cries* i want to be sparkling and that fish we all love! *sniff, cough cough,snorts, sniff* I absolutely am fishing, yes thats right. There is absolutely no laying by a lake and getting a**eholed on whisky and meths whilst dangling my rod for a nibble. Snigger. Fnarr. **boozey burp** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barebones Posted July 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 omg lol haven't heard Fnarr in ages! * Soooo you admit it!* *take that you fishhub you!* " gives a fishy swipe!" Why did you not bring any shell fish, prey tell? fish thats all your interested in, you know how much i need those king prawns and crabs! with out them my life as a fishwify means nothing! * generaly farts in fishhub direction* "fishwife pegs her nose" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 *Gives fishubbie a slap as walks past on way to market* Wake up, you can't sleep sat by the river some scoundrel will happen upon you and rob you!! Plus I've left Placebowhore in the house alone and things are in the oven... last time I saw her she was standing in front of the oven with a fag in one hand and a book called "How to be a nancy boy" in the other!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharcoalKiss Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 How can i get where it says "member" under my avatar to be something else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Go on drop down list under your name CK Settings - profile - display name. Change the display name babe. xxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharcoalKiss Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Isn't that for changing my Name - "CharcoalKiss" rather than for changing the bit that says "member"? You all have something different there, like fishwify or ruler of the asylum. I feel left out simply being a "member" :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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