Roses Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 *searches for her edible nipple tassles* you can never be over-dressed for an Anne Summer's party! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hummm_mabbe Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Ive eaten the tassles. They tasted of Cod. Please buy the blue ones next time. Anyone who slaps me will be forced to remove toejam from me little pinkie toe, cuz if it doesnt get out it tends to go a little damp and weepie. I havent caught any fish since 1973 when Bob spilled a lorry load of WD-40 in the lake. Everything youve been selling was bought from tesco with your giro, that I nicked out of your purse. GACk ... urrgh lost another tooth .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 So all those lonesome nights with no fishubbie at the homestead you were making pilgrimages to the nearest town to a Tesco? Has your dinner been late to the table even one night? Have we not chopped the wood to keep the homestead fires burning? Have we not recruited a fine host of fishwifys for you? *Sobs into old holey bloomers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Oooohhh our first marital row! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruth24 Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 I'm gonna use this course netting and make myself some fish net stockings. Got my crotchless bloomers on, I'm off down to the pier to get me a man!! Yay, this fishwify is on the pull tonight. come on you lucky lucky boys, Oooh there a bit of chaffing going on down here. These nets don't half burn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 I'm with you then Ruthie. Me old holey bloomers are not comforting me at all and I think fishubby gone off down Tesco again. Right then, lipstick on, fishnets on (brings a whole new meaning to the word fishnet!!) wait up!! I can't run as fast as you..... cough, cough.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruth24 Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Run rosie, keep up. we have to catch them before they smell our au de toilette-fish guts, the new fragrance by the beckams :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barebones Posted July 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 lol sry lassies, this fishwify is staying in her shawl and curling up on the sofa, watching fishenders, and trawlermen, plenty of catch to whatch there. Don't stay out to late, you know how you both are when wearing those fishnets, everything seems to catch in them! Mind throw away the dead ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jades Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 oops ....i got so excited about being a fishwifey that i changed my name permanently to "fishwifey" lol ......talk about dedication lol hope to be jades again soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Ahhhh... Jades is an 'extreme' fishwify. Glad to have you around. You coming out dancing with us or curling up to watch the Cod Father with Bones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruth24 Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 aw rosy, all the men left on the pier are placebowhores. Should we lower ourselves? Hell I've gone to all this effort, they won't be able to resist my charms. Come here nancy boy and show and old fishwify a good time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hummm_mabbe Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Dearest Roses It is precisely because I hold your loyalty and efforts in such high regard that I could not bring myself to admit that your wares came from aisle 14 - frozen foods. It would have broken your heart. Especially as they are Tesco Value. Please - will you forgive me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Yep, this time of night a fishwify gotta' take what she can get! Don't forget we gotta be back at the homestead for midnight so fishubbie don't notice! *Puts false teeth in* cackle, cackle..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Just got message from fishubbie on carried pigeon.... *holds up skirts and runs to homestead* Of course I forgive you dear hubbie, I wish you had told us! We will work harder and sell more fish we promise xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drew Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 oh my closes eys quickly fish wifies gone nuts or they getting old repeatting themselves or perhaps no one listening lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rael Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 i thought my eyesight was going from too much nicotine, i was seeing in triple i am sure lol *shifts uncomfortably* i think these trousers may be just a little tight, highly doubt it is going to be overly pleasant taking them off. and LMAO Ck, saw your sig, love it, btw am in need of a bit of a polish if you dont mind xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Yeah LMAO too, just saw CK's signature. xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharcoalKiss Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 **uses bottom of fishwifey skirt to polish Rael's bowling ball** How's that oh great Zombie Queen? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 I just got into the Homestead and found no other fishwify's here! Aaaahhhh.... peace and quiet..... *hangs up fishnets by fire, pours a cup of tea* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barebones Posted July 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 LOL CK Pulls up a chair beside smelly rose, forgive me saying rose? you don't smell of fish? hows that prey tell? have you been moonlighting with the mini montanas again? Pulls another chair close, puts her holy fishnet feet, "steam arises from the feet" mm bisto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Nah... too smelly to go a-singing this fine evening but have a gig tomorrow night, oh yes! *Leans in toward Bones for a hug, you can call me Rose whenever you like* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barebones Posted July 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 aww ty my fellow fishy, just remember we are not to tell anyone about this, fishwifys are not meant to hug lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 I won't breathe a word..... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barebones Posted July 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((bear hug)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) excuse the fishy feet, kind of got heated beside the fire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marchmadness Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 K all I do think that ya'll need a long, long, long holiday! But I couldn't resist to add a few of my fav photos. I mean come-on when it comes to old and cigars and shawls I am oh so fashionable. Now you need to read this carefully! Ahhhh memories, taken last year! Was all dolled up to go into town! Hey anyone got a light? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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