Roses Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Love them March! Well it's morning again and we all off to market, you coming with us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drew Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 this placebowhore maybe mistaking for fishwify today as i am moody piss off and angry shouts obsenaties at all other fish wifies and placebowhore or thats me shouting at meself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Shout louder Drew, but please shout "come and get your fresh kippers 'ere"..... We are all here with you, we can get through this cold, wet day all together... xxxxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drew Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 loody not joking it wet make sure u fishwifies dont get suck in the sea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 It's OK when we hit the water the air inside our big bloomers keeps us afloat!! And you thoughty they were just a fashion accessory.... cough, cough, cackle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drew Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 have all the fish wifies drowned more like drown there sorrows in the local ale house come on girls what u up to i still waiting for me fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barebones Posted July 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 *staggars out of ale house" "did somone say fish?" "staggars to soap box and starts to sing!" Come here, me little Jacky, now aw've smoked mi backy, Have a bit o' cracky, till the boat comes in. Dance ti' th' daddy, sing ti' th' mammy, dance ti' th' daddy, my little man. You shall have a fishy on a little dishy, You shall have a fishy when the boat gets in. You shall have a mackerel on a little dishy, You shall have a mackerel when the boat gets in. Dance ti' th' daddy, my little laddie, dance ti' th' daddy, my little man. Dance ti' th' daddy, sing ti' thy mommy, dance ti' th' daddy, my little man. You shall have a fishy on a little dishy, You shall have a fishy when the boat gets in. You shall have a herring on a little dishy, You shall have a herring when the boat gets in. Come here, me little Jacky, now aw've smoked mi backy, Have a bit o' cracky, till the boat comes in Dance ti' th' daddy, sing ti' th' mammy, dance ti' th' daddy, my little man. You shall have a fishy on a little dishy, You shall have a fishy when the boat gets in. You shall have a mackerel on a little dishy, You shall have a mackerel when the boat gets in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hummm_mabbe Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Typical bloody fishwimmins Still nattering on about fish **switches over to the golf** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selkie Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 *whisks her sealskin off the washing line and swims away as fast as she can* too stinky for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharcoalKiss Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Dances badly to Barebones' singing while teetering on the brink of fishwife drunkeness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barebones Posted July 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 "picks up the mike again, err mike?" lol anyway here goes again. Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, here, fishy fish Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, here, fishy fish Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious If we wants to get it back We may need to be vicious Fatty's made it pretty clear That he loathes and detests us Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, here, fishy fish Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, here, fishy fish Our precious was a birthday "gift" When we were just a lad Our best mate Deagol found it 'Twas the best catch he had had He said we coudn't have it, so We lashed out in a rage Then he was happy for us, (oh As far as we could gauge) Those Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious If we wants to get it back We may need to be vicious Fatty's made it pretty clear That he loathes and detests us Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, here, fishy fish Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, here, fishy fish That Bilbo geezer came into Our quiet little cave He found our dearest preciouses, Its power he then craved He took it back to Hobbiton And hid it from his friends Then gave it to his nephew when It drove him round the bend Those Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious If we wants to get it back We may need to be vicious Fatty's made it pretty clear That he loathes and detests us Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, here, fishy fish Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, here, fishy fish So now we're off to Mordor with The Master and his pet The podgy one will kill us if The way we do forget We'll take him off to Shelob In her lair, he will be sealed She'll stuff him in her mammoth gob, He'll be a happy meal Those Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious If we wants to get it back We may need to be vicious Fatty's made it pretty clear That he loathes and detests us Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious Those Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharcoalKiss Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Woman, you have too much time on your hands **slurs** Get back to the market and get it cleaned up for the morning fish coming in! Fishhubbie will be out with the tide to get us some grub in fur the sellin! At least he better be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barebones Posted July 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Mother: Have you given the goldfish fresh water today ? Son: No, they haven't finished the water I gave them yesterday. Mummy why can't I go swimming in the sea ? Because there are sharks in the sea. But Mummy, Daddy is swimming in the sea. That's different he is insured. No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marchmadness Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 BB - Thank you March Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selkie Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 He was such a delightful fish! And he went wherever I did goooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drew Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 where o where r all the whores Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selkie Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 *puts up her hand* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rael Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 *puts up hand* ooh ooh me me me. sorry have been on a 36 hour placebo marathon and at the end i realized my legs didnt work anymore xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 This is a good fishy song for us all. huddle round the camp fire and sway to the left and right. Sing along now, you all know it from 'The Little Mermaid'..... The seaweed is always greener In somebody else's lake You dream about going up there But that is a big mistake Just look at the world around you Right here on the ocean floor Such wonderful things surround you What more is you lookin' for? Under the sea Under the sea Darling it's better Down where it's wetter Take it from me Up on the shore they work all day Out in the sun they slave away While we devotin' Full time to floatin' Under the sea Down here all the fish is happy As off through the waves they roll The fish on the land ain't happy They sad 'cause they in their bowl But fish in the bowl is lucky They in for a worser fate One day when the boss get hungry Guess who's gon' be on the plate Under the sea Under the sea Nobody beat us Fry us and eat us In fricassee We what the land folks loves to cook Under the sea we off the hook We got no troubles Life is the bubbles Under the sea Under the sea Since life is sweet here We got the beat here Naturally Even the sturgeon an' the ray They get the urge 'n' start to play We got the spirit You got to hear it Under the sea The newt play the flute The carp play the harp The plaice play the bass And they soundin' sharp The bass play the brass The chub play the tub The fluke is the duke of soul (Yeah) The ray he can play The lings on the strings The trout rockin' out The blackfish she sings The smelt and the sprat They know where it's at An' oh that blowfish blow Under the sea Under the sea When the sardine Begin the beguine It's music to me What do they got? A lot of sand We got a hot crustacean band Each little clam here know how to jam here Under the sea Each little slug here Cuttin' a rug here Under the sea Each little snail here Know how to wail here That's why it's hotter Under the water Ya we in luck here Down in the muck here Under the sea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barebones Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 oh my oh my, what have i done? blocks ears to little mermaid song lol "swaying makes me sea sick" lol whoot roses is back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Now here's the game fishwify's.... You gotta copy and paste this and tell me the REAL song name and artist. Ready, steady, GO! When You Fish Upon A Star Dont Cry for me Argen-tuna Eel Meet Again She's an Eel'y Lover Prawn To Run Prawn Free Prawn To Be Wild Sprat out of Shell Sprat'll Be The Day We Gotta Get Outta This Plaice Salmon Got a Hold of My Heart Salmon-chanted Evening Shoal Man West End Gills Anything by Sushi Quattro! Never Met a Gill Like You Before We Got Gills They're Multiplying It's Bream A Hard Days Pike! Piranhas in the Stream Cod save our gracious Bream Sitting on the Cod of the Bay Against all Cods A Whiting Shade of Whale A Whale in a Manger Whale Meet Again Never Mind the Pollocks Poissant Hake Rattle and Roe - Fred You Batter, You Batter, You Bet! Sole Provider Save all your Kippers for Me, save all your kippers for me! Gold Fish-finger... Cod Only Knows Tears of a Clown Fish How Much is that Dogfish in the Window? Carp Life Anything by Stickleback Is This The Way To Abalone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barebones Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 err what do i do again roses? lol I am no good at knowing or remembering songs lol, i could do a google search and cheat, hows that? How about this? will give answers later lol What do you call a fish with no eye? If fish lived on land, which country would they live in? What can fly under the water ? One, two, three, four, five. Once I caught a fish alive, Six, seven, eight, nine ,ten, Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it bit my finger so. Which finger did it bite? This little finger on the right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Oh fishwify bones perhaps the placebo whores will help you out with this little game... cut and paste the 'fishy' song titles into the reply box then type next to them the 'real' song title and artist... for instance... You batter, you batter, you bet! = You better, you bet by The Who and so on and so forth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 A fish with one eye would be called an unlucky fish Fish live in 'Fin'land !!! LOL A missile flies under water???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barebones Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 When You Fish Upon A Star / when i wish upon a star Dont Cry for me Argen-tuna / dont cry for me argentina Eel Meet Again / we will meet again She's an Eel'y Lover / shes an easy lover? Prawn To Run / born to run Prawn Free / boirn free Prawn To Be Wild / born to be wild Sprat out of Shell / err something out of hell Sprat'll Be The Day / that be a day? We Gotta Get Outta This Plaice / we gotta get out of this place Salmon Got a Hold of My Heart /somone got a hold of my heart Salmon-chanted Evening/ fuk knows Shoal Man/ err i give up! West End Gills/ west end girl Anything by Sushi Quattro!/ fuk knows lol Never Met a Gill Like You Before / never met a girl We Got Gills They're Multiplying / we got crabs? lol It's Bream A Hard Days Pike! darn dont know Piranhas in the Stream / eww red bellies but nope dont know Cod save our gracious Bream / god save our none gracious wankers? Sitting on the Cod of the Bay / dont know Against all Cods / against all odds A Whiting Shade of Whale / mmm sound familiar A Whale in a Manger / more like screaming Whale Meet Again / yep we will meet again Never Mind the Pollocks / eww i like, bollocks Poissant / to cleaver for me Hake Rattle and Roe - Fred/ rattle and hum? fuk knows lol You Batter, You Batter, You Bet! oh you bet Sole Provider / soul Save all your Kippers for Me, save all your kippers for me! / save all your love Gold Fish-finger.../ gold finger Cod Only Knows / err god Tears of a Clown Fish / dont know it How Much is that Dogfish in the Window? err puppy Carp Life / park Anything by Stickleback / nickle Is This The Way To Abalone? / be a sad git? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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