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this placebowhore maybe mistaking for fishwify today

as i am moody piss off and angry

shouts obsenaties at all other fish wifies and placebowhore or thats me shouting at meself

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Shout louder Drew, but please shout "come and get your fresh kippers 'ere".....

We are all here with you, we can get through this cold, wet day all together... xxxxxxx

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It's OK when we hit the water the air inside our big bloomers keeps us afloat!! And you thoughty they were just a fashion accessory.... cough, cough, cackle

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have all the fish wifies drowned

more like drown there sorrows in the local ale house

come on girls what u up to i still waiting for me fish

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*staggars out of ale house"

"did somone say fish?"

"staggars to soap box and starts to sing!"

Come here, me little Jacky, now aw've smoked mi backy,

Have a bit o' cracky, till the boat comes in.

Dance ti' th' daddy, sing ti' th' mammy, dance ti' th' daddy, my little man.

You shall have a fishy on a little dishy,

You shall have a fishy when the boat gets in.

You shall have a
on a little dishy,

You shall have a mackerel
.

Dance ti' th' daddy, my little laddie, dance ti' th' daddy, my little man.

Dance ti' th' daddy, sing ti' thy mommy, dance ti' th' daddy, my little man.

You shall have a fishy on a little dishy,

You shall have a fishy when the boat gets in.

You shall have a
on a little dishy,

You shall have a herring when the boat gets in.

Come here, me little Jacky, now aw've smoked mi backy,

Have a bit o' cracky, till the boat comes in

Dance ti' th' daddy, sing ti' th' mammy, dance ti' th' daddy, my little man. You shall have a fishy on a little dishy,

You shall have a fishy when the boat gets in.

You shall have a mackerel on a little dishy,

You shall have a mackerel when the boat gets in.

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"picks up the mike again, err mike?" lol anyway here goes again.

Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, here, fishy fish

Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, here, fishy fish

Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious

If we wants to get it back

We may need to be vicious

Fatty's made it pretty clear

That he loathes and detests us

Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious

Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, here, fishy fish

Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, here, fishy fish

Our precious was a birthday "gift"

When we were just a lad

Our best mate Deagol found it

'Twas the best catch he had had

He said we coudn't have it, so

We lashed out in a rage

Then he was happy for us, (oh

As far as we could gauge)

Those

Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious

If we wants to get it back

We may need to be vicious

Fatty's made it pretty clear

That he loathes and detests us

Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious

Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, here, fishy fish

Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, here, fishy fish

That Bilbo geezer came into

Our quiet little cave

He found our dearest preciouses,

Its power he then craved

He took it back to Hobbiton

And hid it from his friends

Then gave it to his nephew when

It drove him round the bend

Those

Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious

If we wants to get it back

We may need to be vicious

Fatty's made it pretty clear

That he loathes and detests us

Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious

Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, here, fishy fish

Here, fishy, fishy, fishy, here, fishy fish

So now we're off to Mordor with

The Master and his pet

The podgy one will kill us if

The way we do forget

We'll take him off to Shelob

In her lair, he will be sealed

She'll stuff him in her mammoth gob,

He'll be a happy meal

Those

Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious

If we wants to get it back

We may need to be vicious

Fatty's made it pretty clear

That he loathes and detests us

Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious

Those Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious

Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious

Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious

Tricksy little hobbitses have stolen our precious

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Woman, you have too much time on your hands **slurs**

Get back to the market and get it cleaned up for the morning fish coming in! Fishhubbie will be out with the tide to get us some grub in fur the sellin! At least he better be!

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Mother: Have you given the goldfish fresh water today ?

Son: No, they haven't finished the water I gave them yesterday.

Mummy why can't I go swimming in the sea ?

Because there are sharks in the sea.

But Mummy, Daddy is swimming in the sea.

That's different he is insured.

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise”

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*puts up hand* ooh ooh me me me. sorry have been on a 36 hour placebo marathon and at the end i realized my legs didnt work anymore

xxx

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This is a good fishy song for us all. huddle round the camp fire and sway to the left and right. Sing along now, you all know it from 'The Little Mermaid'.....

The seaweed is always greener

In somebody else's lake

You dream about going up there

But that is a big mistake

Just look at the world around you

Right here on the ocean floor

Such wonderful things surround you

What more is you lookin' for?

Under the sea

Under the sea

Darling it's better

Down where it's wetter

Take it from me

Up on the shore they work all day

Out in the sun they slave away

While we devotin'

Full time to floatin'

Under the sea

Down here all the fish is happy

As off through the waves they roll

The fish on the land ain't happy

They sad 'cause they in their bowl

But fish in the bowl is lucky

They in for a worser fate

One day when the boss get hungry

Guess who's gon' be on the plate

Under the sea

Under the sea

Nobody beat us

Fry us and eat us

In fricassee

We what the land folks loves to cook

Under the sea we off the hook

We got no troubles

Life is the bubbles

Under the sea

Under the sea

Since life is sweet here

We got the beat here

Naturally

Even the sturgeon an' the ray

They get the urge 'n' start to play

We got the spirit

You got to hear it

Under the sea

The newt play the flute

The carp play the harp

The plaice play the bass

And they soundin' sharp

The bass play the brass

The chub play the tub

The fluke is the duke of soul

(Yeah)

The ray he can play

The lings on the strings

The trout rockin' out

The blackfish she sings

The smelt and the sprat

They know where it's at

An' oh that blowfish blow

Under the sea

Under the sea

When the sardine

Begin the beguine

It's music to me

What do they got? A lot of sand

We got a hot crustacean band

Each little clam here

know how to jam here

Under the sea

Each little slug here

Cuttin' a rug here

Under the sea

Each little snail here

Know how to wail here

That's why it's hotter

Under the water

Ya we in luck here

Down in the muck here

Under the sea

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oh my oh my, what have i done? blocks ears to little mermaid song lol

"swaying makes me sea sick" lol

whoot roses is back!

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Now here's the game fishwify's....

You gotta copy and paste this and tell me the REAL song name and artist. Ready, steady, GO!

When You Fish Upon A Star

Dont Cry for me Argen-tuna

Eel Meet Again

She's an Eel'y Lover

Prawn To Run

Prawn Free

Prawn To Be Wild

Sprat out of Shell

Sprat'll Be The Day

We Gotta Get Outta This Plaice

Salmon Got a Hold of My Heart

Salmon-chanted Evening

Shoal Man

West End Gills

Anything by Sushi Quattro!

Never Met a Gill Like You Before

We Got Gills They're Multiplying

It's Bream A Hard Days Pike!

Piranhas in the Stream

Cod save our gracious Bream

Sitting on the Cod of the Bay

Against all Cods

A Whiting Shade of Whale

A Whale in a Manger

Whale Meet Again

Never Mind the Pollocks

Poissant

Hake Rattle and Roe - Fred

You Batter, You Batter, You Bet!

Sole Provider

Save all your Kippers for Me, save all your kippers for me!

Gold Fish-finger...

Cod Only Knows

Tears of a Clown Fish

How Much is that Dogfish in the Window?

Carp Life

Anything by Stickleback

Is This The Way To Abalone?

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err what do i do again roses? lol

I am no good at knowing or remembering songs lol, i could do a google search and cheat, hows that?

How about this? will give answers later lol

What do you call a fish with no eye?

If fish lived on land, which country would they live in?

What can fly under the water ?

One, two, three, four, five.

Once I caught a fish alive,

Six, seven, eight, nine ,ten,

Then I let it go again.

Why did you let it go?

Because it bit my finger so.

Which finger did it bite?

This little finger on the right.

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Oh fishwify bones perhaps the placebo whores will help you out with this little game...

cut and paste the 'fishy' song titles into the reply box then type next to them the 'real' song title and artist...

for instance...

You batter, you batter, you bet! = You better, you bet by The Who and so on and so forth!

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When You Fish Upon A Star / when i wish upon a star

Dont Cry for me Argen-tuna / dont cry for me argentina

Eel Meet Again / we will meet again

She's an Eel'y Lover / shes an easy lover?

Prawn To Run / born to run

Prawn Free / boirn free

Prawn To Be Wild / born to be wild

Sprat out of Shell / err something out of hell

Sprat'll Be The Day / that be a day?

We Gotta Get Outta This Plaice / we gotta get out of this place

Salmon Got a Hold of My Heart /somone got a hold of my heart

Salmon-chanted Evening/ fuk knows

Shoal Man/ err i give up!

West End Gills/ west end girl

Anything by Sushi Quattro!/ fuk knows lol

Never Met a Gill Like You Before / never met a girl

We Got Gills They're Multiplying / we got crabs? lol

It's Bream A Hard Days Pike! darn dont know

Piranhas in the Stream / eww red bellies but nope dont know

Cod save our gracious Bream / god save our none gracious wankers?

Sitting on the Cod of the Bay / dont know

Against all Cods / against all odds

A Whiting Shade of Whale / mmm sound familiar

A Whale in a Manger / more like screaming

Whale Meet Again / yep we will meet again

Never Mind the Pollocks / eww i like, bollocks

Poissant / to cleaver for me

Hake Rattle and Roe - Fred/ rattle and hum? fuk knows lol

You Batter, You Batter, You Bet! oh you bet

Sole Provider / soul

Save all your Kippers for Me, save all your kippers for me! / save all your love

Gold Fish-finger.../ gold finger

Cod Only Knows / err god

Tears of a Clown Fish / dont know it

How Much is that Dogfish in the Window? err puppy

Carp Life / park

Anything by Stickleback / nickle

Is This The Way To Abalone? / be a sad git?

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