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Bunnyline Squiffenality Disorder


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"A binky is an expression of joy from a rabbit. When a rabbit binkies, it jumps into the air, often twisting and flicking its feet and head. Unfortunately they often don't judge where they are going to land properly, and binky into the wall, furniture etc."

My bun buns used to binky muchly

My grandparents bunny always used to binky under the table and smash her head on it!

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OMG now that I have learned about bunny body language, I have a whole new species to be terrified of rejection with :( And I thought bunnies always unconditionally wubbed me :***(

Ross

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Bunnieline Squiffenality Disorder (Subtype Bunnyline)

Official Criterion:

1. Excessive and frantic attempts to avoid running out of carrots

2. Unstable Binky image

3. Impulsivity in at least two areas that are potentially self-damaging: excessive munching, excessive jumping, excessive fluff.

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