deadflowers Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 Any jokes, funny stories, funny things on youtube etc. Cause if you can't laugh............ The gas company rang the other day, said I had an outstanding bill I said "thank you very much" What's the opposite of a nomad? All mad! I thought I was schizophrenic but now i'm in two minds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonelyheartemma Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 I've run out of likes Deadflowers but this did make me smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadflowers Posted August 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 Thanks LHEmma. I hope other people join in <3 I'd like to die in my sleep like my granddad Not screaming like the passengers in his car!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dice Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 My wife changed into her bikini at the beach, and stood posing in front of me... " Well," she said, "I've lost a stone... Can you see a difference??? " I picked up a pebble and tossed it in the ocean... "The beach has lost a stone," I said... " Can you see a difference??? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadflowers Posted August 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 My wife changed into her bikini at the beach, and stood posing in front of me... " Well," she said, "I've lost a stone... Can you see a difference??? " I picked up a pebble and tossed it in the ocean... "The beach has lost a stone," I said... " Can you see a difference??? " Ha Ha Ha Why is a man like a public toilet? cause they are either engaged, vacant or full of shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dice Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 What kind of bees produce milk??? ... Boobies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dice Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire??? ... " I'll see you next month... " Moving away from this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadflowers Posted August 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?? The taste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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deadflowers Posted August 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 why did the pervert cross the road? Cause he had his knob stuck in the chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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