Bit Of A Joke.

[johnbooth1963]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans, ... Walk into a fine restaurant. "I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group. "You can't come in here without a Thai

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[Shinyshine]

Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist?

He got off on a technicality.

[johnbooth1963]

hahahaha :)

[Shinyshine]

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

What's blue and fluffy?

Cold pink fluff.

What's grey and fluffy?

Old pink fluff.

What's pink and fluffy and goes up and down?

Pink fluff in a lift.

[johnbooth1963]

hahaha Excellent :)

[Threemoons]

I'm smiling at your jokes, thank you.

How do you put an elephant in the fridge with only 3 movements?

You open the fridge, you put the elephant, you close the fridge.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge with only 4 movement?

You open the fridge, you pull the elephant out, you put the giraffe instead, you close the fridge.

[Shinyshine]

The lion king is holding an animal conference and they all attend except for one. Which is it?

The giraffe, he's in the fridge.

You have to cross a river where many crocodiles live to get to the animal conference. How do you get across?

Just swim, all the crocodiles are away at the animal conference.