johnbooth1963 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans, ... Walk into a fine restaurant. "I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group. "You can't come in here without a Thai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinyshine Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnbooth1963 Posted February 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 hahahaha :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinyshine Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's blue and fluffy? Cold pink fluff. What's grey and fluffy? Old pink fluff. What's pink and fluffy and goes up and down? Pink fluff in a lift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnbooth1963 Posted February 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 hahaha Excellent :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threemoons Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 I'm smiling at your jokes, thank you. How do you put an elephant in the fridge with only 3 movements? You open the fridge, you put the elephant, you close the fridge. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge with only 4 movement? You open the fridge, you pull the elephant out, you put the giraffe instead, you close the fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinyshine Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 The lion king is holding an animal conference and they all attend except for one. Which is it? The giraffe, he's in the fridge. You have to cross a river where many crocodiles live to get to the animal conference. How do you get across? Just swim, all the crocodiles are away at the animal conference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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