Madsheep Posted November 18, 2006 Report Share Posted November 18, 2006 i am a knit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccaborderline Posted November 18, 2006 Report Share Posted November 18, 2006 Empathy; but sometimes can get overwhelmed with the feelings from othersFuck-ups; obviously part of the club on this oneanimals; they like me, I like them, glad theyre aroundbackgammoner, making roll-ups really quick, chain-smoking them quickerrebeccaborderlineBladey, respeck; I can speak mordern greek but prob the most useless language in Europe (although beautiful) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badger Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 I can fit a whole slice of toast in my mouth (that's from a proper sized loaf, thick cut, none of your piddly little excuses for a loaf of bread)Problem solving, I always seem to be able to find a solution to a problem.I'm always the biggest arsehole around when I've been drinkingNope, that's it, can't think of anymore. If I do, I'll be back. Not in an Arnie type "I'll be back" way, just a regular sort of I will return here at some unspecified time in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowedseraph Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 Bladey your amazing 12!!!!!As is everyone else who's thought of something, its taken effort but i think i'm quite a good singer :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 I can fit a whole slice of toast in my mouth (that's from a proper sized loaf, thick cut, none of your piddly little excuses for a loaf of breadThats gotta be the best so far!!!I can open beer bottles with my teeth, not so much as a talent, just downright handy!Spliffy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerPeace Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 I was most impressed by Badger's talent with bread too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micheal Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 I'm good at knowing what people are up to.And farting.Fortunately I choose to use my talents for good, not evil. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badger Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 I'm good at knowing what people are up to.And farting.Fortunately I choose to use my talents for good, not evil. Farting is a very underated talent Michael, I'm quite good at farting too. Not as good as my hubby he can do old macdonald had a farm up to the O of E-I E-I-O. However I do sometimes use my special talent for evil but only to get revenge on my hubby, he wakes me up with noise and I wake him up with smell, that is quite a gift!For as long as live farting will always be funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTBadBug Posted November 20, 2006 Report Share Posted November 20, 2006 Like Gardenia, I too am good at putting everyone else before myself.I can be very good at making people happy...although you probably won't believe me, but, in the real world I can be very good at judging what will bring a smile to someones face...I just put myself into their shoes and all the answers come flooding to me.but I also enjoy:poblem solving.....logic (it is so Black and White - perfectly suited to myself )Music...I play the organ, harmonica, recorder...used to play the violin...the organ is best though...I have a fantastic machine that makes me sound 100 times better than I actually am. Art stuff...I can be quite good at painting and drawing...photography...Juggling...it is fun.Animals...I saved a butterfly from a spider once about 3 years ago.....it steadied itself on my hand, then flew off and came back and landed on my hand again before flying off to enjoy the rest of its life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micheal Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 nice one badger a well timed fart is always a winner, eg in the silence just before a wedding speech..i can't fart songs i just follow-through :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gardenia Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 I have wanted to say this for ages but was worried I would offend you all but hey we are all grown ups and I will not be vulger.But I really am great in bed, tcxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micheal Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 I have wanted to say this for ages but was worried I would offend you all but hey we are all grown ups and I will not be vulger.But I really am great in bed, tcxxxNice one i'm great at farting in bed (I find a quick swipe of the back of the hand through my crack clears the bum-grease after btw, rather like a switch card atthe checkout).That's gross, soz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerPeace Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 not meaning to sound at all judgmental Michael but...that is REPULSIVE!Ok...I'm also great at farting in bed but there's no bum grease (whatever that is) and definitely no swiping...I've got to go and my dinner now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gardenia Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Thankyou so much for adding the vulgarity I had side stepped to this thread! In fact I am PMSL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuttymoo Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 In fact I am PMSL!OMG i can't leave you all alone for 5 minutes lol, do i need to bring a supply of incontinence pads to the site . Its like being at work . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gardenia Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 NO the last time I used them I got thrush (they were scented, I picked them up instead of pads)!!!I am so so so sorry that your wonderful thread has been taken over by sweaty bums and thrush, come on guys, behave ! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuttymoo Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Yes behave indeed, behave is my middle name and to get this thread back on track i will try and think of another talent, i am thinking wait for it i will get back to you when i have thought of it. I will think of something in the meantime there is lots of you to comment on your own special talents . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerPeace Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 I've been very good and not mentioned my other talents ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strat Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 I can make mountains out of molehills. Perhaps I should be selling this as a service.strat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingernut Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Still no talent from this end. Maybe im good at putting a downer on things.Ginger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badger Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 I have wanted to say this for ages but was worried I would offend you all but hey we are all grown ups and I will not be vulger.But I really am great in bed, tcxxxNice one i'm great at farting in bed (I find a quick swipe of the back of the hand through my crack clears the bum-grease after btw, rather like a switch card atthe checkout).That's gross, soz. PMSL My hubby likes to talk about bum grease as well, I just read out your post to him and he thought it was fantastic.Farting in bed is so much fun, the only problem I have is that there is a sort of natural chimney created by the duvet and my boobs so any noxious gases go straight up the chimney and on occasion I have been know to gas myself out of bed. My husband also takes advantage of my "chimney" but I'm usually alerted that a gas attack has commenced by the giggling and bed shaking.Farting is my friend! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerPeace Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 What can I say...if you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, you're aiming too high... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephanana Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 Hi KP, ooh..this is a good one as I've had to delve and admit to my talents after years of emphasising my flaws and weaknesses! there are many creative, talented, wonderful people on here...even the people who cannot think of what their talents are, or run themselves down due to state of mind and ingrained selfbeliefs...when I was at my worst, I would've put: No talents, just a waste of space...I am a very good artist, mainly sketching and life drawing. I prefer the recreate the female form though...can't seem to draw men! I love the softness and many curves, whereas with male models, I seem to focus too much on certain areas, yet not in a sexual way!I sing quite well.I am passionate about animals and lavish love and attention on them.I have a huge heart, I am compassionate, passionate and genuinely care.I have good interpersonal skills...but still hate using the phone.I can understand French although not always speak it too fluently...brain fog and groups cause me to clam up!I knows me cars and I am a confident traveller...I am very good at reading maps and have a cracking sense of direction.I can recognise when I am sliding into a manic/depressive phase and take the steps required to attain some control...I am taking full responsibilty for myself these days, letting go of the past and living for the now.I have become more assertive about what or whom I want in my life.I think the last 2 are definitely 'talents', although they only benefit me!OK, off to put one of those talents into action...take care, Stephxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celticgirl Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 I love this thread!!! Really made my smile,thanks KP....12 languages Blade..are you super human?!? Thats so impressive...my talents are music....singing,flutes, irish whistles,piano,sax and a few other things...i conduct a small choir and do odd bits of composing....i write a lot,am slightly psychic and teach riding/horse care....also great at eating chocolate and ice cream,swearing,road rage and spending money i don't have...xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micheal Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 We have a way with words Gardenia that's another talent :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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