buttercup_vix Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 The Honour Of Your Presence Is Requested At The Marriage Of Miss Buttercup_Vix To Mr Jeremey Kyle On Saturday 18th October 2008 At 1.30 pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorkiegal73 Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 humph so i don't get an invite then? it could be my only chance to kneecap Graham the quasipsychologist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttercup_vix Posted August 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 No you don't need an invite Yorkie,You are my chief bridesmaidxXx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorkiegal73 Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 oh lovely. i'm off to buy my dress from George at Asda. Must remember to knock a few front teeth out and get a new tattoo to complete the outfit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amy123 Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 :lol: buttercupno way you marrying jeremy he's all mine,and FAIRY leave my man alone Amy xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dixie Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 The attention to detail worries me here!Yorkie, don't forget to wear 10 gold necklaces at once or the outfit just won't be right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amy123 Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 :lol: dixiei just realised buttercup 18th october is my birthday and its definitley not happening that day Amy xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairy Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 I am so confused, I was sending out invitations myself - You are all invited (Except Amy, because of the restraining order Mr Kyle had to take out), to the wedding of Fairy and Jeremy.Reception held at Chav Court Hotel, Southend - On -Sea.Chav dress code please.Hmm, maybe you are confused Buttercup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairy Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 I will just add, Yorkie seems to have a very good idea about the dress code! Follow her example! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttercup_vix Posted August 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Fairy I am sorry to inform you that you are no longer welcome at mine and Jeremys wedding as you appear to be delusionalWe would be grateful if you would remove yourself from the bushes in our front garden or we shall have to take the matter furthurOh and I am not impressed by the lack of name change, I was rather looking forward to that today xXx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairy Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Hey Buttercup,Have you tried the helpline here, or maybe your Crisis Team can help with these intrusive thoughts and feelings. I hope you are well enough to attend mine and Jeremys wedding. New name???? I am confused! I guess thats how you must feel!Fairy Kyle xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amy123 Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 lmao you guys are so funny this is your final WARNINGyou are all banned from mine and jeremys wedding.especially FAIRY Amy Kyle xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairy Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Hey Amy,You too seem to be confused. I know you felt bad when Jeremy chose me, but the courts have made their decision, you are not allowed near my fiance. I will try and talk him round, but, I am afraid....... he thinks you smell! Fairy Kyle xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amy123 Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 :lol: just stay away from our wedding,i'm not confused and i'm afraid mr kyle don't like fairy dust Amy Kyle xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairy Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Hey Amy,I am going to have to contact the authorites, you are breaking your A.S.B.O. and the restraining order my fiance took out against you.I hope we can still be friends, has anything triggered this?Fairy Kyle xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttercup_vix Posted August 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Fairy I have tried to be nice as you are quite obviously suffering from some kind of psychosis, but I am no longer willing to discuss this issue with you.Perhaps you should speak to your therapist?!Jeremy has asked me to request that you stop calling his team as unfortunately you are beyond the help that his show can offer.He suggests you 'get off your lazy arse and get a job so he no longer has to pay for you'- his words,not mine.Regards(soon to be) Mrs Buttercup Kyle :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amy123 Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 lmaothats very good buttercup that advice was spot on, i totally agree with you,Fairy really does need to go and see her therapist Amy Kyle xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairy Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 LMAO , but feeling a bit sorry for you. This is a crush you are experiencing Buttercup, it will feel better when Jeremy and I are finally married. Due to your attitude today, Jeremy and I have decided you are no longer welcome at our wedding, sorry! Fairy Kyle xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttercup_vix Posted August 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 http://www.tmcentertainment.co.uk/images/s...tJeremyKyle.jpgAbove is a plea from my soon to be husband for you to leave him alone and seek psychiatric help for your issues Buttercup KylexXx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttercup_vix Posted August 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Oh and he too thinks you should change your name fairyHe says the other one suits you better,from what he saw of you in court anywayButtercup KylexXx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amy123 Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 lmaoreally fairy you should take a look Amy Kyle xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairy Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 That picure made me do a burp and a little bit of sick came up! I am laughing so much I am crying! MRS FAIRY KYLE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER XXX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairy Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Hey Buttercup,I know I am an all powerful prescence, thats why Jeremy loves me, but I do only have one name! Mrs Fairy Kyle xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttercup_vix Posted August 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 I am going to leave you two to your petty squabbles as me and my lover Jeremy are off out to celebrate our engagementI may speak to (a little worse for wear) in chat later and I really hope you have got over your schoolgirl crushes Buttercup KylexXx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairy Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Weird, get out of our garden! Jeremy is taking me out to McDonalds. Catch you stalkers later! Mrs F. Kyle xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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