jades Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 rofl! i dont want that to happen but i just moved to london and i only know how to get to tesco by myself i guess im doomed lol ! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_strange Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 its easy just shop online btw im bout 60 miles south of london be afraid be very afraid whoopie cusions can be placed in the funnyest of places lol steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jades Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 beware the small disney monkey with whoopie cushions and a demented sense of humor .....got it! dont worry i wont retaliate, i cant find my way thru london let alone plot against u .......yet bwahahahha! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 ROFL!!! I grew up half hour south of London meself which is why I speeks proper like what my Mama does!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_strange Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 ROFL!!! I grew up half hour south of London meself which is why I speeks proper like what my Mama does!!!! i grew up half an hour outside cambridge shhhhhhh i be a bit posh dun tell no one steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_strange Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 beware the small disney monkey with whoopie cushions and a demented sense of humor .....got it! dont worry i wont retaliate, i cant find my way thru london let alone plot against u .......yet bwahahahha! im still worried u seem friendly and pleasent but wasnt it the us military that inveted the term * friendly fire * ill be looking over my shoulder for a cltster fart cushion grenade hugs n tickles ,, bobo the demented jester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Your secret is safe with me love from Surrey girl xxxxx *looks over shoulder for heavy fire* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_strange Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Your secret is safe with me love from Surrey girl xxxxx *looks over shoulder for heavy fire* i have no secrets i am open and honest entirely my feelings , thoughts and personality are as transparent as a muddy puddle full of pig poo that has a thick crust or filthy black ice over it and my integrety is as sound and reliable as dirty dens steve* bobo the demented jester* strange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 You make me laugh and you draw me in. I have like a gazillion questions I wanna ask about your life and yourself. But for now I will make do with simple pleasantries but the day will come..... oh yeah.....xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_strange Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 u can ask anything u like i promise to reply with not the usuale boring truth but with a fantasticily crafted and bizzarly surrel load of old gibberish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisy duck Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 ahhh good old gibberish....i talk it fluently :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Ok....... so how old are you? did you go to college/uni? What are your pursuits/pleasures/hobbies? What is your full diagnosis? Are you in a relationship? Do you have a job? Do you have a pet? Favourite colour? Favourite food? Coke or pepsi? Phew, that'll do for now. xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisy duck Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 ...i'm tired just reading those questions mrs rose :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_strange Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Ok....... so how old are you? did you go to college/uni? What are your pursuits/pleasures/hobbies? What is your full diagnosis? Are you in a relationship? Do you have a job? Do you have a pet? Favourite colour? Favourite food? Coke or pepsi? Phew, that'll do for now. xxx 32 no eating/farting/moving as little as possible/picking my nose/eating bogies bonkers yes just met up and fallen for a lass on disability cat called piper ultraviolet anything that comes frozen and tastes vile kronenbourg 1664 there is that ok bobo the insane giggler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_strange Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 ahhh good old gibberish....i talk it fluently yea im multi lingual my mother toungue is ,, bulls**t i am fluent in,, gobbldygook,, blatherieese,,balderdash,.,waffle and gibberish i only speack 5 words in cherikee indian tho here they are osiyo= hello/welcome wado = thankyou ulv= sister/friend udo= brother/friend sorry thats it ,, check it out they are genuine cherokee indian words as the cherokee would say ,, grandfather blessings ,, steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisy duck Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 osiyo Mr Srtrange...welcome to the site the only cherokee i know its the tesco clothes range! yep im fluent in gibberish but at a push i speak german... guten tag....erm thats about it :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_strange Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 osiyo Mr Srtrange...welcome to the site the only cherokee i know its the tesco clothes range! yep im fluent in gibberish but at a push i speak german... guten tag....erm thats about it the only german phrase i know was uttered in the southpark movie by cartmans mum ,,, they saw a blue movie online and the kids witness something no human should ever see and it stared cartmans mum ,, ill not repeat it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisy duck Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 :lol: i think i mustve missed that episode! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_strange Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 its not an episode its the movie best episode is the one where cartman has an identity crisis and trys to discover who his dad is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisy duck Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 i have a kenny teddy :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roses Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Who killed Kenny??? Thanks for the personal info Steve, awwww you got a puddy cat! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_strange Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 i have a mate called ,, fat kid ,, almost the same as cartman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erica.H Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Hi all and welcome to Steve_strange This thread has really cheered me up and made me chuckle. Funny funny ppl. Erica Xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hummm_mabbe Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 I wanted to retuen to the original post and give a sure fire tip to cure one of your diagnoses Bad breath Apparently 90% of bad breath comes from the tongue, that gunky white stuff that sits on it. TIP: Brush your tongue! Long sweeping motions just after u done your teeth and so lots of toothpaste foam still in there. Get all the gunk off, makes yer mouth feel super fresh and nice and *ping* bad breath gone. Oh and get some flosser stick things cheap from tesco. Hey presto, lovely fragrant gob. Welcome to the forums, sounds like ur gonna be a laff in chat especially when we descend into the gutter humour lol Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_strange Posted November 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 I wanted to retuen to the original post and give a sure fire tip to cure one of your diagnoses Bad breath Apparently 90% of bad breath comes from the tongue, that gunky white stuff that sits on it. TIP: Brush your tongue! Long sweeping motions just after u done your teeth and so lots of toothpaste foam still in there. Get all the gunk off, makes yer mouth feel super fresh and nice and *ping* bad breath gone. Oh and get some flosser stick things cheap from tesco. Hey presto, lovely fragrant gob. Welcome to the forums, sounds like ur gonna be a laff in chat especially when we descend into the gutter humour lol Ross hiya ross my teeth are collapsing so they cause breath issues mate i am a very fastidiouse guy on personal hygene just past habits fucked my teeth up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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