Hiya I Am A Comlpete Idiot ,, Looking For A Vertual Village To Represent

[jades]

rofl! i dont want that to happen but i just moved to london and i only know how to get to tesco by myself i guess im doomed lol ! :lol:

[steve_strange]

its easy just shop online

btw im bout 60 miles south of london

be afraid be very afraid

whoopie cusions can be placed in the funnyest of places lol

steve

[jades]

beware the small disney monkey with whoopie cushions and a demented sense of humor .....got it! dont worry i wont retaliate, i cant find my way thru london let alone plot against u .......yet bwahahahha! :)

[Roses]

ROFL!!! I grew up half hour south of London meself which is why I speeks proper like what my Mama does!!!!

[steve_strange]

ROFL!!! I grew up half hour south of London meself which is why I speeks proper like what my Mama does!!!!

i grew up half an hour outside cambridge shhhhhhh i be a bit posh

dun tell no one

steve

[steve_strange]

beware the small disney monkey with whoopie cushions and a demented sense of humor .....got it! dont worry i wont retaliate, i cant find my way thru london let alone plot against u .......yet bwahahahha!

im still worried u seem friendly and pleasent but wasnt it the us military that inveted the term * friendly fire *

ill be looking over my shoulder for a cltster fart cushion grenade

hugs n tickles ,, bobo the demented jester

[Roses]

Your secret is safe with me love from Surrey girl xxxxx

*looks over shoulder for heavy fire*

[steve_strange]

Your secret is safe with me love from Surrey girl xxxxx

*looks over shoulder for heavy fire*

i have no secrets i am open and honest entirely

my feelings , thoughts and personality are as transparent as a muddy puddle full of pig poo that has a thick crust or filthy black ice over it

and my integrety is as sound and reliable as dirty dens

steve* bobo the demented jester* strange

[Roses]

You make me laugh and you draw me in. I have like a gazillion questions I wanna ask about your life and yourself. But for now I will make do with simple pleasantries but the day will come..... oh yeah.....xxx

[steve_strange]

u can ask anything u like i promise to reply with not the usuale boring truth but with a fantasticily crafted and bizzarly surrel load of old gibberish

[daisy duck]

ahhh good old gibberish....i talk it fluently :D

[Roses]

Ok.......

so how old are you?

did you go to college/uni?

What are your pursuits/pleasures/hobbies?

What is your full diagnosis?

Are you in a relationship?

Do you have a job?

Do you have a pet?

Favourite colour?

Favourite food?

Coke or pepsi?

Phew, that'll do for now. xxx

[daisy duck]

...i'm tired just reading those questions mrs rose :P

[steve_strange]

Ok.......

so how old are you?

did you go to college/uni?

What are your pursuits/pleasures/hobbies?

What is your full diagnosis?

Are you in a relationship?

Do you have a job?

Do you have a pet?

Favourite colour?

Favourite food?

Coke or pepsi?

Phew, that'll do for now. xxx

32

no

eating/farting/moving as little as possible/picking my nose/eating bogies

bonkers

yes just met up and fallen for a lass

on disability

cat called piper

ultraviolet

anything that comes frozen and tastes vile

kronenbourg 1664

there is that ok

bobo the insane giggler

[steve_strange]

ahhh good old gibberish....i talk it fluently

yea im multi lingual

my mother toungue is ,, bulls**t

i am fluent in,, gobbldygook,, blatherieese,,balderdash,.,waffle and gibberish

i only speack 5 words in cherikee indian tho here they are

osiyo= hello/welcome

wado = thankyou

ulv= sister/friend

udo= brother/friend

sorry thats it ,, check it out they are genuine cherokee indian words

as the cherokee would say ,, grandfather blessings ,, steve

[daisy duck]

osiyo Mr Srtrange...welcome to the site

the only cherokee i know its the tesco clothes range!

yep im fluent in gibberish but at a push i speak german...

guten tag....erm thats about it :)

[steve_strange]

osiyo Mr Srtrange...welcome to the site

the only cherokee i know its the tesco clothes range!

yep im fluent in gibberish but at a push i speak german...

guten tag....erm thats about it

the only german phrase i know was uttered in the southpark movie by cartmans mum ,,, they saw a blue movie online and the kids witness something no human should ever see and it stared cartmans mum ,, ill not repeat it

[daisy duck]

:lol:

i think i mustve missed that episode!

[steve_strange]

its not an episode its the movie

best episode is the one where cartman has an identity crisis and trys to discover who his dad is

[daisy duck]

i have a kenny teddy :D

[Roses]

Who killed Kenny???

Thanks for the personal info Steve, awwww you got a puddy cat! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[steve_strange]

i have a mate called ,, fat kid ,, almost the same as cartman

[Erica.H]

Hi all and welcome to Steve_strange

This thread has really cheered me up and made me chuckle. Funny funny ppl.

Erica

Xx

[hummm_mabbe]

I wanted to retuen to the original post and give a sure fire tip to cure one of your diagnoses

Bad breath

Apparently 90% of bad breath comes from the tongue, that gunky white stuff that sits on it. TIP: Brush your tongue! Long sweeping motions just after u done your teeth and so lots of toothpaste foam still in there. Get all the gunk off, makes yer mouth feel super fresh and nice and *ping* bad breath gone.

Oh and get some flosser stick things cheap from tesco. Hey presto, lovely fragrant gob.

Welcome to the forums, sounds like ur gonna be a laff in chat especially when we descend into the gutter humour lol

Ross

[steve_strange]

I wanted to retuen to the original post and give a sure fire tip to cure one of your diagnoses

Bad breath

Apparently 90% of bad breath comes from the tongue, that gunky white stuff that sits on it. TIP: Brush your tongue! Long sweeping motions just after u done your teeth and so lots of toothpaste foam still in there. Get all the gunk off, makes yer mouth feel super fresh and nice and *ping* bad breath gone.

Oh and get some flosser stick things cheap from tesco. Hey presto, lovely fragrant gob.

Welcome to the forums, sounds like ur gonna be a laff in chat especially when we descend into the gutter humour lol

Ross

hiya ross

my teeth are collapsing so they cause breath issues mate i am a very fastidiouse guy on personal hygene

just past habits fucked my teeth up