chorse_70 Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 All the girls say they're looking for Prince Charming in their life But when I come to rescue them none want to be my wife I tried to meet my Snow White girl but life for Me's a bitch Instead for some damn reason I ended up with the evil witch I went to Rapunzel's house and tried to get her attention But as I went to climb her hair I pulled out her extensions So I went to Cinderella's to take her to the dance I ended up with her ugly step sisters wanting me for romance And Sleeping Beauty who's so darn gorgeous she took away my breath Had fell a sleep even before I got there cause I bored her to death Where the hell's the princess for me? One to share my laughter? And love me just the way I am because I deserve a Happy Ever After! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fedup! Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 hahahaaaaaaaaaaa! LOVE this! Any consolation, C-Horse....Snow White was a people pleaser with issues, you would inherit a cow of a step mother with Rapunzel, Cinderella was a mess, why didn't she just rob her step-sisters' gear and leg it to the ball anyway? And Sleeping Beauty is just plain lazy!! If you ask me, get in with the exotic stranger from the Princess and the Pea - she had it sorted, was comfortable in her own skin, wasn't prone to bragging and knew what she wanted in bed xxxxxxxxxxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcissa Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 i love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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