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With My Luck Poem


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With My Luck I'd win the lottery then suddenly die.

With My Luck my vision would become perfect but then I'd lose a eye.

With My Luck I'd lose some weight and feel good about me.

With My Luck I'd get a glandular problem and gain it back instantly.

With My Luck I'd be on a deserted Island of entirely beautiful gals.

With My Luck They'd say there were hungry and also cannibals!

With My Luck I'd catch a Leprechaun and tell him take me to his gold.

With My Luck he'd forget where it was because he was gettin old.

Thing's never seem to go right for me and that's what truly sucks.

And when I die I'll have nothing to show for it but Loneliness With My Luck

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hi there , love the poem

my luck seems to run that way too

i'll leave you with a poem i wrote a while ago to poke gentle fun at my mh services

there once was an ugly duckling

with feathers all stubby and brown

so he put on his hat

and with a half hearted quack

went to the doctors in town

doctor he said can you help me

what should i do for the best

every time that i see my reflection

it leaves me a little depressed

well now responded the doctor

here is what i would suggest

we'll put bleach on your feathers

polish your bill

and let prozac take care of the rest

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