Barebones Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 The Devil smiles Pulling up a chair Gin and Tonic he says A cigar and light Now lend me your ear For a start If you please An opening In my Company Room for advancement Maybe your own office in Hell The pay is great Commissions for loss of faith Extra bonuses for converts Monthly soul giveth-and-taketh-aways A percentage of the souls acquired To be … Honest The hours are long Infinitely so Testing others’ faith Trying the patience of priests Possessing the lustful bodies of Virgins Hours indulging in The Torture Chamber Marketing damnation But the rewards Unbelievable benefits Rubbing shoulders with the rich and famous and damned Revenge on others An extra perk Your very own pitchfork A pass key to the Gluttony Room 24 hour-service of any Succubus And the weather, always warm All of this I offer to you Not a dead-end job An eternal position One that demands respect That's what I call job security Sound good? Just prick your finger Sign on the dotted line As you see.... The competition offers harp music and plain uniforms Always at the beck and call of your Corporate Superior A set of rules and regulations impossible to adhere to Absolutely no fun at all While I offer the freedom to pursue all your interests No matter the sin involved That I promise you Bartender, another round A toast to my newest employee Did I say toast Here’s to Hell Welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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